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lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

"You are so used to your features;
you don’t know how beautiful
you look to a stranger."
-(via modernhepburn)

nomoreparadesongallifrey:

daltry:

today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live

three

people

image

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up